Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
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Personal Donut Maker

Personal Donut Maker

Make your own donuts in under 5 minutes! Great for kids to play around and make their own donuts. Create healthier version of donuts too.

Bear in mind, the donuts are mini-donuts - very small. It's helpful to have some sort of piping to get the batter into the molds. This Tovolo Cupcake Pen works great to get the batter in.

One idea for some quick donuts in the morning is to make the batter the night before and store it in the cupcake pen in overnight in the fridge. That way, in the morning you just squirt the batter out into the donut maker and voila - 5 minutes later you have mini donuts!

$22.43

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint
Paint that glows in the dark for up to 2 hours! Paint wood, walls, metal, masonry, lots of stuff.
$8.38
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"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal

"Asia Old Man" Wall Decal
A wall decal of a strange and unknown Asian man. No one knows why this exists, but here you have it.
$27.98
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Remote Control Tarantula

Remote Control Tarantula
A remote control tarantula complete with black egg sack remote and hairy legs. Icky and real-looking to be able to scare people with.
$22.11
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Lockpick Practice Kit

Lockpick Practice Kit
Learn how to pick a lock, just like in the movies!
$9.79
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Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
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Amazon Dash Buttons

Amazon Dash Buttons
Dash Buttons let you press 1 button to order stuff from Amazon. Say you're out of toilet paper. You hit the handy button you placed in the linen closet near where your TP is stored. Amazon is notified and instantly started a delivery. Amazon Prime members get shipment in 2 days.
$4.99
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Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes. Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
$7.95
Via homewetbar.com

Clip On Table Cup Holders

Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
$8.69
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Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
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Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool

Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool
The Artifact by Gerber is an awesome & compact Gerber tool on the cheap, with 8 tools in all!
$7.50
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Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp
A cool jaws harp, like Snoopy plays in the old Peanuts TV show. Makes a really cool "boingy boingy" sound that you can easily learn.
$7.94
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BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
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Collapsible Travel Shot Glass

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass
A collapsible shot glass - for the esteemed modern drinker who wishes to whip out a shot glass wherever they might be.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
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Steel Whisky Ice Balls

Steel Whisky Ice Balls
Freeze these metal balls and use them to chill your favorite liquor - without diluting it! Keep your whiskey or scotch cold but not watery - brilliant.
$24.99
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Mister Tea Infuser

Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts - everyone is gonna want this, even if they don't drink tea often.
$7.85
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Hire a Goat Grazer

Hire a Goat Grazer
Hire a goat to graze your yard and eat all the poison ivy! For real.
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USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Throwing Knives

Throwing Knives
Great little gift but maybe not for that co-worker that's a little sketchy. He might throw them at your cubicle/around your head.
$7.24
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Color Changing LED Showerhead

Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
$7.85
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Giant Wine Bottle Wine Glass

Giant Wine Bottle Wine Glass
Finally, the wine glass you need. Fits an entire bottle of wine into one glass!
$24.95
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LED Rechargeable Dog Leash

LED Rechargeable Dog Leash
A dog leash that's rechargeable via USB or solar! Emits a bright glow that's visible form up to 500 yards away! Helps keep your dog - and you - safer while out on walks.
$24.99
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Left Handers Mug

Left Handers Mug
A basic 10 ounce coffee mug... but one that can only be used with your left hand! No righties need apply! (NRNA)
$12.95
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Sunnyside Up Egg Mold

Sunnyside Up Egg Mold
An egg mold that helps you cook up an egg that looks like sun and clouds - super cute! And for the price you can't really go wrong.
$3.18
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Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags

Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags
Protect your sandwich! Nobody's gonna want a moldy meal. Use these bags to disguise your tasty treat.
$4.99
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Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener
It's nice to always have a bottle opener at the ready, and for the price you can't complain. If anyone ever needs a beer bottle opened, you're the go to person with this ring.
$1.48
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Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers
Cool baby, cool. This makes really classy ice cubes that'll go great with a jigger of your favorite whiskey. Bonus stirrer too.
$7.99
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Bangle Bracelet Pen

Bangle Bracelet Pen
Whether your'e a child of the 80s or not, these bangle bracelet pens are totally rad. A hidden pen on your wrist, ever at the ready.
$0.25
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Connectible DIY Drinking Straws

Connectible DIY Drinking Straws
A set of straws to build your own crazy contraption with. Get a few sets and combine them for huge straws!
$9.99
Via shareasale.com

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s.
$9.54
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Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
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Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
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Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
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World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
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Electric Stun Pen

Electric Stun Pen
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
$5.99
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Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
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Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold
The Millennium Falcon, in your drink, how cool is that? Also works great as a chocolate mold.
$7.99
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Dolphin Sandwich Cutters

Dolphin Sandwich Cutters
Cute sandwich cutters, really cool for bento boxes. Great for both kids and adults who are still kids at heart.
$6.60
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Water Bottle Ice Cubes

Water Bottle Ice Cubes
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go - great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you've got cold water all day long!
$5.99
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Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
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Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
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Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
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Skull Face Buff

Skull Face Buff
An awesome skull face buff, made of comfortable, expandable fabric. Pretend like you're playing Call of Duty: Ghosts.
$0.98
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Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
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Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
Bake cupcakes (or muffins) with that muffin top look. They're not fat cupcakes (or muffins), they're fluffy.
$9.00
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Giant LEGO Storage Blocks

Giant LEGO Storage Blocks
Really cool storage system for your LEGO blocks or whatever else you desire! Use it to store your LEGOs, Mega Blocks, Duplo bricks (do people use those?) or empty out your junk drawer into them!
$35.26
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Magnetic Bake Any Shape Ribbon

Magnetic Bake Any Shape Ribbon
Design your own baking shape molds! This ribbon has magnets at the bottom so you can bake things in almost any shape.
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Sunscreen Flask

Sunscreen Flask
The best way to smuggle booze is hidden in plain sight. Trust us, we know. That why this sunscreen flask is perfect - even for football games, other sporting events or outdoor concerts.
$12.99
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Zombie Coffee Mug

Zombie Coffee Mug
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
$14.25
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Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
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Checkers Shot Glass Bar Game Set

Checkers Shot Glass Bar Game Set
Now this is a checkers game we can get behind. The old fashioned version of checkers is just so... old fashioned. This way ramps up the difficulty level a little bit.
$23.05
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Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
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Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
Via thinkgeek.com

Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser

Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser
Holds your favorite chaser on the bottom and shot on top! Great for Jager bombs, Rum and Coke, RumChata and Jack Daniels Fire, or whatever your little heart desires.
$9.98
Via amazon.com

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